I.Hate.Beards

Let me explain one thing about Syrup, the movie Amber Heard will be starring in. Lesbians are very very excited about it, especially after seeing pictures from the set, and apparently I am too. However, for those who aren’t aware of this, you should know - before getting a big disappointment - that Amber’s character, 6, claims to be a lesbian… but in the end it turns out she’s in love with the character played by Shiloh Fernandez. Just sayin.